Thursday, August 30

witty manager :)

          A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin.

clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone.

 “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep.

“I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone.

 “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager.

 The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.” :) :)

This Short story i read it in a chain mail and wanted to share with all!..:) Who ever has written this.. Hats off ..:)

Thursday, August 23

TCS IT WIZ ( 2012) - CHENNAI Prelims QUESTIONS WITH ANSWERS

TCS IT WIZ ( 2012) - CHENNAI Prelims PRELIMS



source :youtube


1. What was started by VSS Mani a local search engine which has processed more than 250,000 requests this year alone?



2. X was developed because Microsoft did not offer comprehensive windows 7 support for atom processor. It is a merged project of Maemo and Moblin. Now it is known as Tizen OS.

ID X.



3. What product is based on Japanese Shokado Bento?



4. “That one small step for man, One giant leap of Mankind” was spoken by Neil Armstrong on what company’s Transceiver?



5. Kevin Systrom, Mike Krieger are the developers of what famous application?



6. What is this programming language?









7. Expand GPRS



8. Nicholas Carr in his book compared “The Big Switch” compared cloud computing to what important utility?



9. What word that was coined in the 1960’s by Frederic C. Billingsley to describe the picture elements of video images (especially in TV’s)?



10. What we commonly use today was first conceptualized at Advanced Research Projects Agency as what?



11. Who is known as the father of android ? ( Larry Page/Sergey brin/Andy Rubin )



12. They are the founders of ?











13. Who wrote this book?









14. If Galaxy is for Samsung what is it for HTC?



15. The easier it is for you to access your system the easier it is for others to access your system? This is the 3rd statement of what law?



16. What is this app?



17. What is this app?





18. Expand WPF.



19. Who is the founder of happiest minds also associated with mindtree?



20. What is Tokyo Telecommunication Corporation better known as?



ANSWERS

1. Justdial

2. MeeGO

3. ThinkPad

4. Motorola

5. Instagram

6. Pike

7. General Packet Radio Service

8. Electricity

9. Pixel

10. ARPANET

11. Andy Rubin

12. Rovio

13. Bill gates

14. One series

15. Schofield law

16. MapMyIndia

17. Winamp For Andorid

18. Windows Presentation Foundation

19. Ashok Soota

20. Sony



SOURCE : NAVIN SRIDHAR (WINNER)











Sunday, August 19

TOGETHERS NESS!!

 Joyful are those who dwell in peace
peaceful are those who dwell in love,
loving are those who dwell in forgiveness,
forgiving are those who live in understanding,
understanding are those who dwell in wisdom,
wise are those who dwell in wisdom,
wise are those who dwell in joy.

    "Together" is a magical word. but unfortunately we have forgotten this word.I remember this proverb,
" together we stand, divided we fall".but the present condition is together we will stand to raze the other party or member and then we will wreck each other..!! We call India a peace loving country, is it because we don't dare to fight against the corrupt and have made it look like a non violent country? or s it really "peace" LOVING...???
      Then why are people not joyful ???every single person  has a problem, be it racist attacks,or corruption,or the politicians or the roads ....name it and people will clump in to join the discussion. 
      People in the higher posts and the "netas" have perplexed the meaning of togetherness. They are together and united in one aspect- corruption. 
      I have always had this doubt, to join any field of job one asks for a minimum qualification but for joining politics the minimum qualification seems to be a 10 class fail.Funny but true!! and then they tend to bribe some colleges and get their degree. and the most interesting part is few ultimately become the Educational ministers...!!

a funny message that i got recently:

              Most 'First Class' students get technical seats, some become Doctors and some Engineers.
 
* The'Second Class'pass, and then get MBA, become Administrators and control the'First Class'.

* The 'Third Class' pass, enter politics and
Become Ministers and control both.

 politics is not for governing people. It is the shortcut to earn a lot lot of money in a minimum span of time. It is like a reality game show where the person has to collect maximum money in 5 yrs time. and there is tremendous competition in this game. If a person wins in the first season then the other person tries to double his/her earnings in the second season.
we have also heard few leaders asking his followers to cheat a little but not to loot.  This seems to be the ethics in politics 

There should be a minimum qualification for the people who govern the whole of the nation and even if they are well qualified they must be given a chance to voice their views and must not just act as puppets.

There is no point in blaming those who leave the country. many get frustrated with the situation where there is no joy,love,forgiveness,understanding and leave to the other countries. (not that the situation is any better there). 

Now when these people can be united in corrupting the whole nation why cant we  be together to uproot this corruption from roots.. Its high time we start a revolution against corruption. we got independence from the british on 15th august, but the real independence day would be when we  set ourselves free from the "corruption raj".It is this generation that must do something. Let the revolt against corruption begin.!!!

P.S : the first war of independence was in 1847 and we got independence in 1947. the first war against corruption has not even begun then when will we get our corruption free india ??? :P :P

Wednesday, August 15

WEDDING RING THEORY.. :)

This is cute. Try it out.Another awesome chain mail!

Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?

There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese.....

Thumb represents your Parents

Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings

Middle finger represents your-Self

Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner

& the Last (Little) finger represents your children



Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back

Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip

(As shown in the figure below):



Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later.

Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.

Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)...., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day.

Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse).

You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT....., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin!!


Please try this out.............


ISN'T THIS A LOVELY THEORY?

    COURTASY: FORWARD

Tuesday, August 7

THE "US" EFFECT :)

Top 29 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US". Well true indeed..:)

Few things here are from a mail that i got in which i have included some points experienced from people Who returned from the US



1. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.

2. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

3. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

4. Sprays deo so that he doesn't need to take bath.

5. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

6. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".

7. Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".

8. Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".

9. Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".

10. Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".

11. Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway".

12. Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".

13. Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven

Zero Four)

14. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)